Achtung: Giga[bit] Quarterly

Bits are not Bytes

That's right. It's a trick. Bits are not bytes. Your LTE speed is not 500 mg/s (megabytes per second). They are "up to" 500 mbit/s (megabits per second). That's a lot fucking slower than you think. You are not getting 500 "megs" anywhere at this moment in time. Get informed!!

Things You Can Do

I sell cell phone contracts to people who do not know what they are buying or what I am talking about. It is sad, but I do it anyhow. At least I am not selling bombs to terrorists like our government is. Which government? Which one is not doing this. Vote for change? Fuck that. Change how we vote!!

A Few More Rants

I made this site after the last version was completely wiped from the server by the old zealot hosting company. Hey dudes. Secure the server. Why do I pay you? This is version 14. Fuck Wordpress. Fuck PHP. Fuck Apache. That shit keeps getting hacked. HTML forever!!